Nasty Fast Code Techniques - December 13th, 2016 Meeting


Learn how these techniques can help your database and code perform better, look better, feel better.  Okay, maybe that last one is for you.

Speaker Bio: Jeff Moden

Jeff Moden calls his “home away from home” where you’ll find 36,000 of his posts (as he says, “Some are actually useful” ;-) ) and 33 mostly 5 star articles on multiple T-SQL “Black Arts” subjects.  Jeff has the talent of being able to explain and demonstrate complex methods and techniques in a fashion where even beginners will understand and, yet, still keep the interest of advanced T-SQL programmers.  Jeff has been working with SQL Server since 1996, has been an SQL Server MVP since 2008, won the RedGate Exceptional DBA award in 2011, and coined the acronym of “RBAR”, which is pronounced “Ree-Bar” and is a Modenism for “Row By Agonizing Row” for anything tht loops in T-SQL.  Jeff also presented two sessions at PASS 2010, has spoken at many SQL Saturdays, several local and remote PASS Chapter meetings, and is a proud member of “SPID”, which is this PASS Chapter right here in good ol’ Detroit, Michigan.

This meeting was sponsored by Pure Storage.

Demo Scripts (.zip ~ 0.5KB

LiveMeeting Recording (.wmv ~ 49 MB)